sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
Just threw up my room service breakfast with my fake eyelashes and pearls still on.
She sucked my dick when I had a concussion. It was the coolest feeling ever but the doctor said it was a bad idea. He's obviously gay.
when you tell me you got me a birthday present, I have to assume it will show up in a drug test.
All I wanted was a "this is what America feels like" blowjob before I left. Is that too much to ask for?
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
the cops were hovering over him then shinned a flashlight to the floor above ours, then I realized that some fucker jumped from the third story.
fuck our hall.
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
Just realized I could have five different dicks in me the day of valentines day but no real date. My life
I walked out and he was covered in jelly, slithering around the floor. I don't know how to process that.
He has a baby picture of himself on the night stand. I don't think this whole 'one night stand' thing is for me.
Randomize
