i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
I'm sending you this that that when you wake up and see the girl sleeping next to you, you know who to thank
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
Just realized I lost my social security card...maybe someone else will do something with my life
Do Not. I repeat. DO NOT DRINK WHISKEY TO COPE. You will end up in jail. LEARN FROM THE PRO
He's like Medusa, you can't look directly into his eyes or you'll turn into a slut.
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
Dunno why I keep hitting snooze. It's never gonna give me the kind of sleep I need to be sober.
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
Side Note: Everyone in my office is getting engaged and having baby showers. And I'm all like, fuck your joy, I just want more string cheese in my life.
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
He sent me a dick pic. I am fighting the urge to send him a "sorry for your loss" card.
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood
Randomize
