She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
My mom's mothers day present consisted of a card, chocolate and the rose bush I threw up in as I was getting in last night. She loved it.
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
He left his shoes, boxers and socks at my house & managed to walk home to his dorm without realizing anything was missing until 3 days after. That's the last time i'll ever hook up with a freshman.
It's blow job season.
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
I woke up with a bloody knee, 6 burn marks on my thigh and glitter nails If anyone asks I'm going to say You came into town
Sexual Frustration City, population: Me.
I just tried to give a picture of a dude a blowjob. through my computer screen. I was leaning forward with my mouth open and everything so WALK AWAY
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
Seriously, though. As long as it's attached to you and is not a vagina, I will not be disappointed.
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
I'm gonna cum garlic butter
He got up after sex and said "is it wrong if I say happy Mother's Day?"
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