Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
You have plans tonight?
Stress crying into a bottle of long island ice tea mix...other than that nope
I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
Would it be playing god to put spaghetti on my pizza?
You will drink beer in a kiddie pool in your back yard but you wont bring a girl home
He was stoned laying on my bed singing I'm a little tea cup while I took a pregnancy test. Thank god it was negative.
WELL THEN WHAT DAY IS IT?!?! This whole having to choose between ruining my future and ruining my liver is totally killing my vibe
I woke up with her finger in my vag. Let's just say that I'm one horny inquisitive drunk.
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
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