I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
ofcourse shes the first one pregnant. wasnt she the one who asked the middle school health teacher how many calories are in sperm?
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
its preseason football. its like non alcoholic beer. who gives a fuck
My mom ate salad out of the vodka bowl
We're all getting matching jack daniels tattoos. We're gonna be an alcoholic gang of awesome.
Note to self don't give these guys your number. I've seen more dick tonight than a proctologist sees his whole career
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
I might be a bit late, couldn't find my pants and had to go to the police station. Unrelated
Just realized I've spent more nights sleeping on bathroom floors the last two weeks than in my own bed. It's time to reevaluate my life.
I gotta do like a month's worth of catch-up personal hygiene today in prep for Christmas so extended family doesn't ask if I'm depressed.
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