There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
Why are all the lights on in my house? Every single one. Someone should turn them off but I'm the only one here and I'm sure as hell not doin it.
If there was an emoticon for a sad penis, i would send it to you
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
Also, I am ligit concerned that I might compulsively start collecting vibrators like Pokemon.
I feel the need to send all my exes pictures of penises larger than theirs. Because they all must suffer.
When I left you, you were walking into a room with a half naked girl. When I returned 2 minutes later, you were locked out of the room naked and she was screaming obscenities from inside. How do you manage to make every girl hat you?
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
She was horrified when I asked if they had any strap on chin dildos, I was at a sex shop for gods sake must I be judged everywhere
Ultimate cock block. About to have sex and your mom calls you so you can go help your grandmother figure out how to vote for the voice on her iPad
He woke up to me masturbating during the presidential address. Now he won't stop making jokes.
we're tipping the strippers with chocolate coins.
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
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