I had a dream last night that we were eating cake at Mercy...hahaha. I'm furious I didn't see you.
Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
I want my own midget army. I think I would be a good midget army leader.
I woke on the floor next to a big TV. Apparently I traded my bed for a 52 inch samsung and a box of pop tarts.
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
i was beyond wasted so he tucked me into bed and wrapped the blankets around me like a burrito. then gave me a bloody mary and an omlet when i woke up. and who says living with your cousin is a bad thing?!
I just had a threesome in the back of my mom's van. I'm pretty sure the rest of my week is going to be epic.
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
YOU'RE FORCING ME TO BLOW A GUY BY NOT ANSWERING MY CALLS
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
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