..well, okay, so long as I don't have to wear an apron or vaccum in high heels.
nope just do me i'm drunk and easy to plz
pick me up and take me to a bathroom i have to shit
no
the bathroom is right infront of the beerpong table
im sorry you werent invited but you live 2 blocks away PLEASE
you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
you never know when you'll meet the man of your dreams and bang him in an elevator
i opened her purse and found 4 bottles of vodka tampons and an unopened box of birth control...
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
You couldve had sex with 2 drunk chicks on an alligator slide.
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
We ended up getting arrested after we flagged down the cops for a ride home with open beers in our hands... turns out the "nobody told me" excuse doesn't cut it anymore
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
He walked in on me banging his sister and said "you're both old enough to make you own decisions. Carry on"
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
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