Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
Apparently I think casual Friday means I can show up unshaven in yesterday's clothes and reeking of booze.
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
Then my mouth guard fell out of the hole, so that's how the dog poop got in my mouth.
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
That's the last time I fill my pockets with sushi.
the only muscles i have these days is kegels
I threw a jar of pickles out the window at a police car, why was that not a good enough reason to put me to bed?
I'm home alone drinking wine, so high, scrubbing my house down... This is what my thirsty thursday has become
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
It would be awesome if I knew whose teeth these were in my pocket
Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
You're never gonna guess who's blood is on my shirt
Why do I feel like I really don't want to hear the end of this...
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
I got my gum stuck on his balls.
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