It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
Just desperately used the "it's a boy" cigar I saved from my\nnephews birth to roll a blunt
If I had a clone, I'd fuck it with a condom
I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
I think it's our patriotic duty to get high and watch the state of the union tonight
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
When the cop tells you to leave the pool, does that mean you have to put your bathing suit back on too?
I'm in the power napping at parties stage of my life
OPIZZABONMYDICK
I'm trying. I feel like we're trying to have sex with fruitcake. dry and boring.
I slept with one of the directors so you would get a good price on the ballroom for your reception. I'm the best MOH. You owe me bitch
I walked in on him fucking her whilst she ate skittles. I saw things no one should see, but I did get your bra back. You owe me.
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
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