I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
He just had a handle of vodka with ice in it yelling at people hot august night mother fuckaaaaa and was pouring it on his face
No one is allowed to go to bed until all bottles are finished, I don't want to feel my face tongiht. Do you understand?
After we had sex he made me watch a Top Gun highlight video...
Someone wrote "gnarballz" on my fridge in black marker. I'm pissed, but more concerned I slept with the one who did it
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
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