I'm eating all of the evidence.
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
Instead of just putting in it he asked "will you do the honors?" it was the cutest thing I had ever heard before sex.
Right before we were going to have sex he said it was his "lucky condom" I don't know if that means its used or what.. But I'm freaking out either way.
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions?
you just missed a great speech in which i almost coined the term "ass-ian" as in "my vaginal and ass-ian regions are no longer safe"
God please dont post that to facebook.
You're the only person I know that could get laid while visiting their grandpa in florida
Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
Thank you for coming with me today. I find it appropriate that we celebrated my negative pregnancy test with slurpees and donuts.
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
I got really worried when i woke up and there weren't any missed booty calls from him between 3 and 5 am. Apparently his gf is in town ...
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