You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
You're so nebulous sometimes
I just peed or puked all or around my parjibgb lot.
parking. I am not drunk
I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
So guy #2, the dancer, is programmed into my phone under the name H.uy. His number- 11 digits. I should have stopped drinking.
When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
I'm practically paying him in tacos to have sex with me.
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
No seriously, I don't care if you just sucked God's dick. I have had a better Fat Tuesday than you
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
The fact our science teacher from high school was buying us drinks and hitting on me doesn't matter.
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