she left her pants. im pretty sure she grabbed mine on accident. im like 9 man sizes bigger than her. wtf
Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!
I just masturbated at work. Does that make me a prostitute since i just technically got paid to have sex?
No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
It felt as if we were fucking on a sea of baby feet and morgan freemans face hair
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
My mother just made an innapropriate gesture with a cucumber while grocery shopping at whole foods... Then she said "bitches love cucumbers" and all this time i thought i was adopted
He played with my boobs the whole time we watched Scott Pilgrim and then started invited others to play with them too. It reminded me of how my mom gives out my french fries without asking.
I have a bandage in my ass crack. In. My. Ass. Crack.
I stole an accordion from the bar
Accidentally
I'm having ragrets about stealing the accordion
I cannot believe I am seriously having a conversation about my best friend's sexual prowess as a dream lesbian.
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