Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
his dog just threw up on me too. its like im a throwup magnet to that family.
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
being pregnant is like rehab
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
So he drunk messaged me last night telling me he wants a baby. Think I should call his bluff?
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
I heard drunk is the new sober. I heard me say that. To a cop. Can you come get me??
So, I had a dream last night that involved you as an actual cloaked Captain America and a lot of weird sex, and I didn't hate it.
Adulthood is weird i just cleared a check larger than my gross income from 2011 but i also just did coke during my lunch break
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
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