so ur a construction worker, male escort, sex god and surfer? lol
well its been awhile since I've surfed
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
i just remembered i chipped my tooth last night when i pulled up your pants zipper with my teeth
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
the best thing about long term relationship is that the fact that i bothered to shave my legs today counts as a valentines gift
just had to explain to the health center why i wanted 50 condoms a month.
There's a lady here with a big bag of dildos. I'm not sure that's appropriate bar baggage but, I like her style
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
Someone just got pizza delivered to the liquor store.
At one point during xmas dinner my whole family was double fisting. It was like thats how I learned to drink moment
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
the police report says i screamed sanctuary from a jungle gym at the playground when they caught up with us, obviously they disregarded international law.
Remember when we made out in a Chik-Fil-A drive thru?
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
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