If it makes you feel any better I'm plucking my mustahce and drinking. Alone.
she smelled like a LAN party
good news. it is gonna rain tomorrow so now I don't have to pay to clean the puke off the side of your car.
he drove an hour to get eggs with me not even a blow job, just eggs.
My ex best friend's ex fuck buddy is visiting. There was no other option but day drinking.
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
Is it wrong in Austin to talk to the homeless while I feed a bird my chips??
Is it bad if I just put band-aids over my nipples? Way too hungover be dealing with a bra
I had to hypnotize my roommate last night so there's that.
You're right. I woke up today with my ugly sweater still on and no pants. I'd say it was a successful night.
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
Not having a reliable dick in is getting expensive. I’ve had to replace 3 vibrators since Mike and I split up
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