IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
Nailed a drunk college girl before the CU game Saturday, and a drunk married woman after the Broncos game Sunday.
Some perfection is debatable.
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
ALERT: Turns out when I'm drunk I turn into a clepto. I just found keys, a ketchup bottle, and sweatshirt in my backpack that don't belong to me. If yours, come collect from me. I'm still drunk in the back of biology lecture.
I renamed his cat Jeff last night. Well I spray painted it on him.
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
Well you were already wet from trying to drink straight from the faucet, so I just put you in the bathtub with a pillow and called it a night
I seriously doubt this is the first time pumpkin pie has led to a booty call.
So I think my motto should be "losing bras and dignity every weekend" but like in a really amazing way
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
My vagina is the only part of me that is pleased you lived through last night.
I would give away three of my own ribs to be able to eat myself out.
...ew
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