I swear to god I'm with a high end prostitute right now and shes the most interesting person I've ever met. She just took me in to share an evening.
And as an added bonus she seems to have gotten a blood stain out of my favorite t-shirt
i just saw an asian skipping down the street and it made me think of you
I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me.
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
cheating on your boyfriend is the best diet ever, I've barely eaten in days. The guilt is killing me
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
When the cab driver starts laughing its a good indication of the standard of girls you are bringing home
She proposed we share a dildo. Hopefully she was joking.
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
I know he's married but I don't know how else to show sympathy! Nudes are my only emotional currency.
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
Randomize
