I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
: am i supposed to send the mass text 'merry christmas!' to my booty calls too?
I bought this skirt with every intention to have it wrapped around my tits by the end of the night. So, I'm not a whore. I'm a self-fulfilling prophecy.
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
there's sperm and chicken noodle soup everywhere
didn't realize her mom was home while we were fucking, but she's oddly okay with it. she made us food afterwards. but then kept talking about having grand kids the whole time. is it time to bail?
Hatred of squirrels is the least of my hereditary problems.
Give me a reason to not spend the rest of my evening high watching dogs 101 videos
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
Congratulations, you have turned my vagina into a garden hose.
I'm still hammered too. I started tweeting the time at one point I'm pretty sure.
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
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