She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
Seriously? What part of meeting at Oktoberfest while I'm wearing a dirndl, double fisting, and making out with random guys screams "i'm girlfriend material"?!
Did you know that scruff feels epic on boobs especially when they are covered in whip cream?
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
Just found my socks folded and in the back pocket of my jeans. Apparently drunk me refuses to lose shit after the panties incident over New Years.
I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
THE MAINTENANCE MEN WERE DOWN STAIRS AND I THOUGHT THEY WERE MY MOM. I'VE BEEN YELLING 'GRILL ME A CHEESE' AT THEM FOR HALF AN HOUR
He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
Could you just like have a friend who feels bad for me and secretly always wanted to have sex with me
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
Act your age.
I am. I'm acting like a drunk 20 year old.
Pray for me.. I'm like the lonely vagina in a sea of sworming dicks
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