I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
Cops showed up at 4 am to address a noise complaint and she called them pussies for not doing shots with us.
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
i don't think my family understands the severity of a twenty first birthday.
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
his phone is always ringing though. It makes me feel like I'm dating a doctor who's always on call.
yeah, dating a doctor sounds much better than fucking your drug dealer.
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
"Masturbate" is an actual item on an actual ToDo list of mine. It is at the top.
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
Shaving your balls drunk sounds like a good idea untill you do it
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
Randomize
