is your mom at the bar?
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
in the middle of giving him head in the backseat of my car he taps me on the shoulder, opens the door, throws up three times and then proceeds to tell me how amazing i am.
I wrote my name on his balls in sharpie. In the homosexual world that's like a diamond ring. Shits permanent.
Pretty sure I just heard the turkey yell "don't put me in there" as it was going in the oven. way too high for this holiday.
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
When Vanessa's kindergarten teacher called me in because she was caught with her hand down some boys pants in the bathroom, I knew you babysat last week.
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
On a side note. I slept with a stuffed giraffe last night. Found it in my bed when I came home and snuggled with it. Drunk me reverted to being 2
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
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