Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
hammered. By myself. Accident. Faillll. Snowwwwwy
There's 12 honey baked hams in my fridge. I vaguely recalled you organizing a "Midnight Ham Run."
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
I still smell like men's body wash from that drunken shower I took at that stranger's home last night.
Why the hell did you invite him? He's gonna bring two more inches of dick and zero fun.
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
Let's be honest I'm gonna watch murder she wrote and eat taquitos at three am
Okay, first we buy a pirate outfit and then we get drunk, you in or you out?
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
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