Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
Last night I had a dream we played Uno and had sex. You won at Uno, but you lost at sex.
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
I hate that the only Italian aspect of me is I get red and sweaty when I drink
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
The house is trashed, there is porn scattered everywhere like an easter egg hunt and the blow up doll is sleeping on the couch downstairs. someone covered her up.
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
I walked into the kitchen and twelve of them were just staring at the oven. Freshmen are the weirdest drunks ever.
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
I need something for rope burns and an inner ear infection. Separate incidents, FYI..
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
My purpose is to unleash drunk self on strangers, i believe as some terrifying icebreaker, otherwise i too would offer my driving services.
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