kerrys trying to convince everyone in the bar shes a lesbian. cheers to not being the drunkest girl in the room. i probably wont piss myself tonight.
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
Maybe we should invest in one and when one of us wishes to be a hot mess in a wheel chair the other one will push the mess around to wherever it wants to go.
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
Don't drink and shop. I went for happy hour and came home with a fog machine. I now have no other choice but to scare the shit out of my neighbors with it.
I feel like my cat and I are playing mind games. I need more friends.
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
I don't think I can get drunk, high or horny enough to even consider that
I forgot that I'm high because of how high I am.
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