this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
tequila makes me forget i have legs
All I remember is you introducing yourself to the entire basketball team using the line "I'll show you a slam dunk."
Covered in gravy. Never pour gravy while drinking.
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room
we gave you a glass of water and you just started yelling: TWO STRAWS, PATS AN ENGINEER HE'LL FIGURE IT OUT
Well yeah connect the two together, then you can lay down and drink.
He drops f bombs like every other word and he just gave me 127 shares of tmobile stock for free. I feel like I should pay him back in blow jobs or something.
Just found my glass of wine on top of the litter box. Every argument ever is invalid.
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
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