first missing my period. then crying at the clinic... but why?
we had sex 3 months ago. you missed your period 2 weeks ago. but nice try.
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
This guy just told me he wanted to bathe in bong water with me and then tried to lick my nipple through my bra. This could be love.
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
I just had to remind myself that I'm visible in real life. Sitting in the car in a parking lot, and almost took my shirt off because the tag is itchy and I wanted it off... and you know I don't wear bras...
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
St. Patrick's day can kiss my ass. Still hungover. I guess I showed up at my gym blacked out yesterday morning. Like im not missing a gym day b
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
You just can't go back to being friends with someone after you sucked their balls
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