She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
Homecoming wouldn't be the same without all the drunk old people puking on the street.
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
Of course I lose my iPhone but still manage to hold on to the ruler for my dirty teacher costume
How is it that you get into at least one taco related fight a year?
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
If I had a mugshot, I would totally use it as my main picture on Tinder, just to keep it interesting.
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
My mom said she saw you at the grocery store. Said you looked like you were "headed for a Lindsay Lohan quarter life crisis of sorts"
Ahh yes. I lost my pants and swimming suit and phone charger. And I've found out who has them all even while hungover. Successful day. Nice party too.
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
I threw a lamp at you?
Yes, yes you did.
Awesome
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