her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
Just spent 45mins blow drying a joint i dropped in a beer....i felt like i dropped his infant child....
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
I just used my 7th grade year book to figure out who I hooked up with last night. Being home is magical.
My boss just gave me full permission to come into work wasted this weekend.
You told the waitress last night "What tip bracket do I have to be in to see your boobs"
I just found a GIANT thermos of sangria in my sink. I don't know if its still good to drink, but its good to drink.
I'm pretty sure I just woke up to one of the airport janitors saying that she wanted to tie me up and do something.. I couldn't hear what, thank god
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
Have you ever noticed that the cities in car commercials look really futuristic?
...did you eat that brownie?
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
I just came so hard my vision went blurry. I can only hope one day I'll find a man that can accomplish what my left hand does on a tri-daily basis.
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
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