Haha Tomato, Tomato. That doesn't work very well via text message.
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
My roomate just said the he would "tap dat" to the 13 out of control girl on maury. Im finding a new place in the morning.
New drinking game: take a shot everytime Jay-Z is played during the NFL draft.
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
i can recognize that vagina from a mile away
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
Remembering I sold my brand new Blackberry to a stranger for a few pints = Worst night of my life. Now to work out what I did with my shoes.
Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
Her husband thinks she's banging me and nothing is going to change his mind so I told her we might as well just bang and make him right
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
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