you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
He just kept muttering to himself "stabby stabby stabby stabby" while we were boning. I will never be boning him again.
I didn't know it was possible to make picking up dog shit look sexy.
She did the bend and snap...
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
Sometimes I hate my life and then I remember I live in the WORLD CAPITAL OF RUM
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
Blacked out last night, but left myself a note that said "oops on oops on oops" that can never be a positive
THEIR PENISES MATCH. I JUST REALISED THAT. THEY HAVE IDENTICAL DICKS. OH GOD.
Was so high at one point last night that while showering I was worried that using too much hot water would slow down our Internet.
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
I DONT HAVE A FUCKING JOB RIGHT NOW. DO YOU THINK I HAVE TIME TO WASTE GOING BACK AND FORTH WITH SOMEONE WHOS LYING, ABOUT LYING, AND JUST BEING A LIAR? HONESTLY, YES I DO HAVE TIME. BUT I HAVE A FUCKING LOT BETTER THINGS I COULD BE WASTING MY TIME DOING. LIKE ORGANIZING MY POKEMON CARD COLLECTION.
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
Randomize
