I just jerked it to the same porn two nights in a row... and she says I have problems with commitment...
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
I almost had to get my pinky cut off. Wow I'm so happy. We won beer olympics so i didnt hahaha
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
i love him because he let me keep my UGGS on while we had sex
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
I asked you for a cigarette and you handed me your phone and told me to search for one
If I don't get struck by a lightning bolt from God by midnight it will be a Christmas miracle.
Threesomes are not as fun as you'd think. I left with a black eye and I'm not sure who's to blame.
we got cockblocked by his mom again...its like she has a radar on me
please stop trying to sleep with him
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
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