do you remember how we all fit in that bathtub?
tequila
Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
im probably shirtless right now with a bottle of jack watching horton hears a who. this is a judgement free zone.
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
I may have made out with a tranny last night, which, if I don't get fired for everything else that happened, really makes last night epic.
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
THERE ARE SO MANY ALCOHOLS IN MY BLOOD RIGHT NOW
WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
His flight was delayed by two hours though. I just got cock-blocked by clouds :(
So how do you explain to your boss that Siri called him mid sex?
I might be a bit late, couldn't find my pants and had to go to the police station. Unrelated
Stop trying to mix nacho cheese and sex. Guys don’t want hot cheese near their junk. Pick a better fetish
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