Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
In other news, I just burned my penis
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
I think someone tried to make a huge bowl of ramen in my bathtub. There's noodles everywhere in my bathroom.
Just don't have sex while watching Home Alone. It will ruin Christmas for you.
we watched a guy take a shot of tequila while riding a unicycle
I just destroyed that poor boy. Picked him up and put him wherever I wanted, it was like the Pride version of Elf on a Shelf.
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
Randomize
