There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
A cab driver remembered me by name, address, and ex fuck buddys nick name from a year ago. I mustve been one memorable shit show.
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
Someone shattered a urinal.
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
I feel you. We can get adjoining rooms. It'll be like Disney world, but with drugs and ivs instead of roller coasters and Mickey Mouse.
Which is way cooler
Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
He was trying to talk to me about standards while he had a french fry box on his hand like a glove and was using it to flatten his cheeseburger.
I just smoked weed with my physics professor. Tell me how my life is this.
I'm pretty happy on the couch eating Popeyes and watching Cops so if I go over there you better have drugs left
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
So, I need to know. Why did you spraypaint your underwear gold?
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