What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
you sent me the whole alphabet, one letter a text. it took 15 minutes to read them all
Remind me to tell you the Scottish bar story tomorrow
Remind me to tell you it was a shitty story when you're done telling it tomorrow
Just spent 45mins blow drying a joint i dropped in a beer....i felt like i dropped his infant child....
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
I might have been fine if i had magic teleportation powers and could have skipped the car ride between bar and home
We got to the second bar and all he kept saying was "I'm on an alcohol safari!" Best 21st birthday ever.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
a guy just walked through our campsite, crouched down by the truck, screamed "ACID ONLY LASTS FOR 8 HOURS RIGHT?!", then ran off into the bushes
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
He told me he loved me and I told him I shit myself
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
Look idk the rules and regulations of our freindship...but I need you to carry me to my car.
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