bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
using smirnoff bottles as a pillow actually isnt as uncomfortable as you would think
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
There is a girl on the metro with no shoes and she's using a Crown Royal bag as a purse.
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
my neighbors having band practice on sunday morning is a message from the universe that I should stop drinking
woke up to a case of keystone on my porch when I went to bed at seven that morning.. I think it's someone's peace offering for getting my roommates car towed
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
fuck you I'm eating salad I can't be drunk.
STAY IN YOUR APARTMENT. DONT GO TO SAFEWAY TO BUY CONDOMS. DONT GO TO THE VAN.
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
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