Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
These people need to leave so I can have rum and Doritos at work like every other American.
But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
my family just sang happy birthday to baby jesus. no ones even drunk yet
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
Strike three, the fat brides maid they call shit puker also has herpes.
I managed to get through my meeting without throwing up in someone else's office, so there's that for an accomplishment today.
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
A reply to my tweet is getting more likes than mine, the disrespect is real
So drunk me is not subtlety trying to get her boss to cheat on her husband and have a lesbian affair with me. Sober me is ok with that.
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