the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
wake up i wanna do it froggy style
I thought she was mad at me, but then we did a pose off and I realized we're friends for life
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
I'm surprised I haven't crapped out a leprechaun, I'm so hungover
Please warn me if you ever end up in porn, cause I don't want to stumble across that on accident, okay?
I Pavlov-trained him by smacking him in the nuts anytime I caught him looking at another girl in public. To this day, he's afraid to break eye contact with me in a restaurant if a tall busty blonde walks in.
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
We got kicked out of yet another strip club because your mom wanted to "show these kiddies how it's done"
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
Stop talking and go back to bed. You're in the kitchen in your underwear and slept in your car.
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
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