I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
worms taste like bacon by the way.
I always wondered what they tasted like.
people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
We can smell you smoking weed from downstairs and your little brother is asking why the upstairs smells like gasoline. Please smoke in the basement. XOXO dad.
decided to have an easter egg hunt this year. the golden egg has weed in it and all the others have shots of vodka. who said we were too old for easter?!?
Fuck, now I'm not only the other woman, but the pregnant one
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
Judging by the amount of alcohol multiplied by the amount of her exes here, tonight will be ending in tears.
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
I was thinking that maybe I should not apply to Wells Fargo because they def have me on candid camera taking a drunken nap at 3am in their lobby.
Sorry about my life...
Dude, she set my Tinder preference to men, set the radius to 100 miles, and used up all of my right swipes. I think she's mad.
I got snowed in at my parent's. everyone's asleep so I'm smoking a joint in my old room and watching Tarzan on a 12" tv.
They must be so glad to have you home...
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