I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
I vomited in the sink and my bra was in there...I don't even have words to describe this hangover confusion
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
Highlight of my weekend: having my card suspended due to "suspicious charges" and standing in line at the gas station yelling at customer service on the phone that I really did go to 4 different strip clubs in one night
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
I think they can follow the trail of blood to my house if they have a problem with me taking a dip in their hot tub last night b4 stepping on a broken bottle
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
how does someone with a Masters Degree leave poop in an ashtray in the sink? It just blows my mind
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
What can I say I sleep with 40 year old Cougars because my mother gave me away at birth and apparently that's why says my therapist
I would ride that face into the sunset
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
I had a dream that we had an entire sofa made out of cocaine.
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