I just watched a guy get turned down by a prostitute
having sex with him was like banging macgyver. he did the most amazing shit with the simplest things
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
Yeah he's definitely gonna feel that one when he wakes up. I beat the shit out of him with that broom handle.
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
Sign she's a keeper: "I would rather be late to brunch than waste a perfectly good boner."
I just came inside of a Gatorade bottle. That hungover.
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
I fell asleep after the worst sex of my life and now I'm snowed in with him. SEND HELP. CALL FEMA. GET ME OUT OF HERE.
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
So the dog chewed my vibrator last night. It added a nice new texture actually.
ok first of all what the fuck
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
I need you to know I’m weirdly very sexually attracted to Charlie Puth now
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