just sold my soul for a pack of cigaroos. little do they know they got the short end of the deal. suckers.
I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
roommate just walked in on us. two and a half times. the half, she just knocked, sighed, and walked away.
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
Sometimes I kiss girls just to make them shut up.
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
Are you pooping in the stall next to me?
Maybe....
Cause I just heard a fart and it sounded like one of your farts.
As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
I ate shrooms on a frozen river in an ice fishing shack after a day of vics and beer and walked around on the river in a stupor. They made me bite the head off of a fish.
What if for Halloween I paint my self gold and make sandwiches for everyone? I'd be a trophy wife! Get it?
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
The night got way more interesting after Jimmy started doing summersaults in front of the bar.
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