I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
I passed out in the stadium during the 4th quarter and you guys just left me there?
Yea, but we put money for a cab in your pocket.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
is it sad that i can honestly say it was the best birthday sex i've ever had and it was still terrible?
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
I got arrested in a leprechaun onesie
My whole life is a joke
Yeah. I’m starting to see why you drink so much.
On a scale from 1 to 10 how gross is it to get a chili dog from a vending machine?
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
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