I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
bring money and cleavage
He's my palate cleanser. He's my mint sorbet. He's my saltine cracker. He's who I fuck between people to make the next one better.
the only thing keeping me going right now is the knowledge that in 2 hours i'll be drunk at the circus.
As we were fooling around he told me he was conceived on this bed like it would turn me on.
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.
Sorry you had to clean the sheets with your macro notes
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
I think I must have activated my bat signal.... All three of my FWBs contacted me today!
Also, feel like I need to install a nanny cam to remind myself what I did the night before.
I don't think we should let her have pot anymore. She ate an entire package of bacon half-cooked and screamed that it was al-dente.
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
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