Yo I'm just eating dinner now. U ready to go out?
Ya ya. Where you eating?
Cereal and beer. U kno u want in.
We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
apparently red wine has the total opposite effect that whiskey does on his dick
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
stuck in a tree...bring a ladder. also my arm might be broken. no questions are allowed.
I am gifting my birthday sex to you, but its okay because I can always just have birthday vibrator.
I just haymakered a dude with my face, can we talk about ME for a second and not the guy I fought?
So I'm texting her. How do I steer the conversation toward "I honestly would be fine never seeing you again"?
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
I don't know which is weirder: that she was old enough to have a live-in son close to my age, or that the woman he was with was close to hers
Man I just realized that my only life problem right now is that I have to convince myself not to fuck a 19-y-o
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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