: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Dude i fell asleep inside of her
thats awesome
So I just did the walk of shame at dunkin... A lady told me me I was really dressed up and I told her I was going to a luncheon.
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
Why is everyone in the bowling alley looking at me like i'm a prostitute just because I have bunny ears on?
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
I passed out drunk and Jane had created a picnic on my chest. I had chips and a hamburger laid out on my boobs. The only reason I woke up is she was trying to feed me too.
well, I was going to forgive her anyway but not because shes my best friend and moreso because shes my drug dealer
Sunrise bitch. You owe me waffles
I sent her a picture of Richard Nixon and said "these are the only dick pics I send".
We just won 1800 at the casino and are going to the strip club. Who gives a fuck if it's 5pm
I'm sitting next to the guy that peed in our drying machine
All I remember was you telling him there was something behind him so he would turn around and you could slide down his carpeted stairs on your belly without a shirt on. How's that carpet burn btw?
I puked on someone's floor last night and then they proceeded to ask me on a date.
I can’t tonight. I’ve got to see about a penis
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