Dude, just paid my sister in vicodin to go out and buy me a slushie.
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
It honestly wasnt my fault this time. i was in shock. WHO THE FUCK OWNS A PEACOCK?!
And I'm PMSing. So if I'm not crying, I'm masturbating.
Hey I think I found part of your tooth next to your wine bottle in the floor board of my car.
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
I'm in the freezer. Shit took away any trace of hangover outa my body.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
She pulled out a water gun filled with vodka and called it her weapon of choice tonight. She's fine.
Randomize
