Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
It's probably just the physical manifestation of slut karma. But i of course mean that in the kindest way possible because i love you and respect your choices
ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
Whatever it's Canadian jail, it's not like Guatemala or something. It'll be nice and cushy and they'll probably throw him a big bday party with all his friends and strippers
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
I took the pregnancy test for shits and giggles, but neither shits nor giggles were had.
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
She said she was sorry for rolling around in her own vomit. Honestly, I thought it really added to the party.
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
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